Are you tired of being pwnt? (Hunter jumps through doorway and pounces - silhouettes)
Does it seem like you're a magnet for hunter pounces? (hunter lands 25 dmg pounce as player tries to shoot it)
Are the special infected in your life keeping you down? (boomer teabags and pukes on dead survivor)
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2. "I have more stamina, and I can game longer and harder than ever!" (clip of someone shooting at least 200 rounds
without reloading once, killing hordes of zombies) [infinite horde and infinate ammo]
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(random video's can be spliced into certain parts to add effect, like the tank knocking the guys off the building, and
louis one shotting the hunter with a pump...)